Top 10 indicators that you might need a vacation.

If you put on a life preserver to feel younger – you might need a vacation.

If your conversions with your spouse are 140 characters or less – you might need a vacation.

If you reply to emails on the loo – you might need a vacation.

If you use Google translate to figure out what your wife just said – you might need a vacation.

If you fall asleep at your desk and wake up to fluff your … keyboard – you might need a vacation.

If you walk around with a foil hat to get better cell service – you might need a vacation.

If you suffer from phantom vibrations – you might need a vacation.

If you know what phantom vibrations are – you might need a vacation.

If the last time you were in the sun you only needed spf 5 – you might need a vacation. If any of the above apply to you – you might need a vacation.